Thursday, October 27, 2005

H-E-double hockey sticks

to ^^ with my job

it's stupid. i'm 27. i shouldn't have to put up with crap. i'm looking for another job. i only stayed with this one because I was all-but-promised a promotion and raise, and now that's gone. i'm kinda excited. i hate working at 6 am.

so will told me that ELIZABETHTOWN is a "pat" movie, and therefore I will be seeing it very soon. and THE WEATHERMAN also. oh, and andrew just called and said that FOUR BROTHERS is at the dollar theater, so there you go.

recently, i have been listening to disc 2 of "Lost Dogs" by Pearl Jam. i blogged about this cd earlier. it freaking rules! (*wow, just now as i was going back and looking for that link, i read over a few blogs, and blogs from Aug 3 to about mid-september kicked ASS. so, you know, go back and read them and be amazed). and now i have to ask myself, why have my blogs been infrequent and sucky lately? i think it's because i'm not happy. i mean, there are good things going on in my life that make me happy, but overall, i fell kinda sucky. job sucks, diet sucks, etc. i need to make a turnaround. here goes.

WHOA. ok. i feel better. now i'm gonna go shhhhhhhower and go hang out with andrew. love you.

Sunday, October 23, 2005

Alright! Bloggy time!!!

Bullet points of what's been going on:

  • Opening weekend of deer season was this past weekend. I went Saturday, all day, and saw nothing. So all you deer lovers can rest easy.
  • I am officially dieting and exercising, so I am going to be continually grumpy. Don't worry I will try to keep it down to a minimum here.
  • I am going to see Switchfoot on November 5 and Matisyahu and Pigeon John on November 7. I'm so excited, I may pee a little bit.
  • I got the DVD of the entire SERIES of the television show SportsNight. It was a three-time emmy-winning show that ran for two seasons in 1998-1999. It was one of the best shows of all time, and has something for everybody.
  • I'm going to sell all my DVD's. Well, I'm gonna sell about 3/4ths of them. I'm keeping all my seasons of Friends, SportsNight, and my favorite movies. I've just decided that I like all these movies, but there's no sense in mee keeping them because I never watch them and have a lot of money sunk into them. (If you are interested I will post a list on here later)
  • COMIC BOOKS. I've gone crazy for comic books. Absolutely crazy. I may be in serious trouble.
  • I need my computer in my bedroom fixed. A buddy of mine was supposed to come over and look at it, but he ditched me. My two nerdy roommates couldn't even figure it out, so apparently it's a serious problem.
  • I'm going to be an uncle in about three weeks. I'm already an Aunt (Lilly Grace turns three in January), and Mitchell will be born in about mid-November. Good times. I think I will never see my brother again once that happens.
  • I love Ju Mi.(update: i do NOT. 1/18/09.)(nor did i at the time.)
  • I wish I could get this girl to go out with me, but I am a serious coward. What is my problem, you ask? I get discouraged to easily. Plus, this girl rocks, so that double nerves.
  • I just found out tonight that a good friend of mine blew town earlier this week and no one knows where he is, not even his parents. I'm kinda worried about him and I'm praying that he's not in trouble.
  • Upon further review, the new Dave Matthews Band cd is extremely excellent.
  • I really want the White Sox to win the world series, and not just because I loathe Houston (the city).
  • I can pretty much use conscientious however I want. Suckers.
  • My number 1 roommate finally got rid of this girl he was stupidly going out with, and none of us could possibly be more ecstatic.
  • My number 4 roommate needs to decide what he wants out of the relationship that he is in. And soon.
  • My number 3 roommate is engaged. They both rule and after December 31, we will be looking for someone to un-vacate his vacated room.
  • Georgia got a lot of injuries this weekend and barely beat a crappy team. If we don't get those players back, no way we beat Florida. Or Auburn. Or Alabama. Or play for a national championship.

Well, I'm back to blogging. So everybody better keep up. I'm off to watch desperate housewives.

Thursday, October 20, 2005

Yes, I am a comment whore

At least I'm conscientious of it.

If nothing else, I finally got Bree to comment again.

I've got a lot going on right now. I'm busy and poopy. Figurative poopy, not literal poopy.

I love everybody. I will do a real post tomorrow night.

Saturday, October 15, 2005

It's sad O_o

Nobuddy thot my wawl maht jokes were funy.

BOOOOO! Stop making jokes, Quazimoto! Go back to the bell tower! Yaaarrrggghhhhhh!!!

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Humor from the past

Thanks for all the replies on the questions!! I'll do another one soon.

The other day I deleted the first yahoo! account I ever had. mcsuperskills at yahoo dot com. I've had that pretty much since I started using the internet. But it had become so overrun with junk mail, I quit using it. But, I had to go through the tons of saved messages to see if there were any I wanted to keep. Right off the bat, there were about thirty or forty of those questionnaires (sp?) that you send around to each other, with tons of questions about yourself. I deleted almost all of those, except for the ones from Cami. She's hilarious. But I also found a forward from my friend Jo. She's married to my friend Jamie (Jo is the girl, Jamie is the guy. funny.), and she just moved to Philadelphia from Morocco. Anyways, since it's hilarious and since going to walmart was the only fun thing to do in Milledgeville where we went to college, I though you all should enjoy this.

50 Fun Things to Do at Wal-Mart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles.
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
11. Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast.
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so long." etc. See if they play along.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!"
15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.
16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive.
17. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
19. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow, magic!"
20. Take off your shoes and tell them you want to> return it and when they say you didn't buy it there say "Hmmmm....I thought the customer was always right!"
21. Move "Caution : Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you will only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other aisles.
24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."
26. TP as much of the store as possible.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.
29. When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and say, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
30. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them yelling "Red Rover!"
31. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples)
32. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.
33. Take bets on the battle from above.
34. Test the brushes and combs in cosmetics.
35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies."
41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
42. Two words: Marco Polo.
43. Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet section, etc.
44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's.
45. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with various funnels.
46. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to your knees and scream, "No, no, its those voices again."
49. Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.
50. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to the food court, buy a drink, and explain that you don't get out much and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

1. Attempt to do all of the above in the same visit, without getting kicked out.
2. Try to hold up customers with the toy guns. See how much you can make.
Good times.

Wednesday, October 5, 2005

I'm getting lazy

I think I have writer's block. I keep wanting to post on here, but I can't ever think of what to write. So tonight, I will engage you, my 8 readers, to think.

Top 5 List
Episode 1
#1. Top 5 dream jobs (education and experience not required)
Two of mine are National Geographic Photographer and Hitman.

#2. Top 5 books that you think should be made into a movie.
My biggest one was Chronicles of Narnia, but they are doing that now, so...

Think hard about these and get back to me.

Sunday, October 2, 2005

I'm alive!!!!

I was dead for a while, but now I'm back.

I've been in Houston for a while. I was in a wedding and visiting some good friends that just moved out there. Probably by tonight or tomorrow I will post pictures and talk about it. It's good to be home, but I seriously don't want to go back to work.

Oh, and also, I love Fonzie.