Friday, May 19, 2006

I think I'm pregnant

i have been craving the HELL out of some grape soda. yesterday i had a fanta grape and a welch's grape, and i'm pretty sure that fanta is better.

but either way my poop is going to be green.

yesterday morning i had an interview at my brother's school to be a teacher. a TEACHER. me. influencing middle schoolers. oh and after the interview, which went very well, i went to my brother's office. outside his office are these chairs with arms on them, and as i went to sit down in one of them, my right pocket got caught on the arm and i ripped a huge hole down the side of my suit pants. my underwears were showing. not good.

so anyways, i'm moving today. if anybody has any free time, come help.

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11 comments:

Meredith said...

the guy on Grey's A who tested positive on the preggers test turned out to have really bizarre tumor (while we're talking about the real world here).

That sucks about your suit, but I'm guessing you got the job, right?

pat said...

well, they can't offer me the job until i'm enrolled in school, which means bollocks for me, because i'm not sure i want to do it.

Dottie said...

What school is it you had the job possibility at?

Sara said...

Teach. I think it is a great life because you get to go to a job with some meaning. Have the summer to be indulgent(sp).

Jeremy said...

I'd love to help you move, but I live like three billion miles away. Maybe 2.9. Or perhaps a parsec. I'm not sure.

pat said...

you said parsec. nerd.

dottie - the school is west jackson middle school. near athens.

sara - i actually wouldn't mind it if i was teaching broadcast journalism or something close to that, but i have low patience with kids. i think i might kill one.

Bri said...

please, please, do not kill any children. that post made me laugh a lot. and now i want grape soda also. *bri

ps -- if i can score you a pink p-can shirt i will. :)

pat said...

HELL YEAH!!!

Meredith said...

so whereabouts are you living now, nerd?

pat said...

south side of augusta...not far.

Meredith said...

cool.