Wednesday, July 18, 2007

you can't make this stuff up

the following conversation actually took place last week at dinner:

(foreword: my roommate is sean. we live in an apartment on the corner of his parents' house. tom is sean's stepdad, debbie is his mom. the former occupant of our apartment was a dirty, dirty person who had nasty ferrets and had little money or cleaning skills.)

(the scene: dinner, 6PM, last thursday.)

EVERYBODY: chatter chatter

PATRICK: Tom, I may move out when Sean gets married. I know I said I would like to stay, but I'm not sure I can afford it. You think you can find somebody else?

TOM: I'm sure I can find somebody. Just give me advance notice.

SEAN: (jokingly) Are you sure you don't want to just rent out to another indigent, long-term occupant?

TOM: (grinning) I've got two of those right now.

(simultaneously)
PAT: I'm not indigent!
SEAN: I'm not long-term!
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It was like right out of a movie. Seriously.

11 comments:

Dottie said...

Pat, you indigent slut!

pat said...

:)

Kristen said...

Keffy would like me to inform you that she thinks it's pretty hilarious that Sean didn't seem to be phased by the indigent part of the burn.

Tom is awesome.

Oh, and excellent Office quotage, Dottie! :-)

My name is Dianna said...

I'm sorry, I can't breathe I am laughing so hard! I am getting weird looks from my kids!





Wait, I just fell on the floor! Hilarious!

Meredith said...

it's like an episode of Friends or something! ;-)

(btw . . . you still have my name linked to the wordpress blog)

Bree said...

If you ever write a comedy, you need to put that in! XD

Jo said...

You can, technically, make this stuff up. But it's usually not nearly as funny... unless it's in an episode of Friends or something. Yeah.

Bree said...

I think you might find some solace in this. It would appear that someone "agrees" with your "position" on the quality of Creed. haha

Jo said...

Bree... just... OH MY! I almost fell off my chair I was laughing so hard! And to think that they are worse than LB. Wow. That's really saying something there. And I do have to say, whoever wrote that if not for Creed, we wouldn't have Nickelback... totally. They are almost as bad as Creed. We'll see what Pat thinks. Over to you, Pat.

Bree said...

Jo~

YES TOTALLY

Music for kids who can't read good is such an awesome website. haha

pat said...

bree! that is quite possibly the raddest thing i have ever seen. my life is complete.

:):):):):):):)