Wednesday, September 27, 2006

confession

hello. my name is patrick. i have been addicted to You Tube for about a week.

"hello patrick"

it all started last friday. i didn't get into the spades game we usually have at lunch. i got bored really fast with my space and blogger, and decided to find clips of "the office." before you know it, i'm rolling on the floor...laughing.

now, i'm on You Tube two or three times a DAY. clips of dane cook, chappelle's show, the office, and chris rock are dancing through my head like some streaming hallucination.

i accept that i have only done this to myself, and i am ready to get help. i don't want to live like this anymore.

thank you.

4 comments:

Bree said...

Oh man, I love YouTube. I think I'll go through the shakes and withdrawls if they ever decide that it enfringes on copyright laws and pull it. Seriously. O_o

Kristen said...

OH. MY. HOLY. CRAP.

"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?"

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Thank you, Patrick. Just...thank you.

Anonymous said...

The diet coke and mentos was pure awesomeness. You, however, missed the evolution of dance.

Anonymous said...

I used to be addicted to CollegeHumor. I would go to that site many times in one day and look at all the funny pictures. We all have our weaknesses. Utube, is a good site...just don't lose your job over it!!